BABYSITTER FUCKS MOM IN THE ASS MOVIE

'We were camping in the Smokey Mountains in North Carolina. Don't Expect Silence With Nothing In Return Haha! Maybe I'm a shitty parent but it's hilarious and the kids think it's awesome and it's only for fishing.' - frostie626x 7. Or your 10-year-old correct the seven-year-old on her cussing that 'eew these moron worms bastard' doesn't make sense. I swear to God it is the funniest fucking thing ever! Watching your five-year-old cast and say he's gonna catch 'the biggest mother fucking bitch fish' is hilarious.

'We have four kids (10, 7, 6, 1) and when we go fishing we have 'fishing talk' where we let them cuss (not the one-year-old since he's still working on regular words).

BABYSITTER FUCKS MOM IN THE ASS MOVIE

I feigned shock and horror and she said 'but you said it was okay.'After the movie her extreme potty mouth went away.' - Meatros A sample sentence: 'Why doesn't this fucking guy use his fucking wings to just fucking fly there?' The first time she said the word she looked at me and paused. I won't tell Mommy.' Intrigued I said sure, expecting her to say 'shit'. So my daughter and I are watching and she says to me, 'Daddy, can I say bad words-just until the movies over. My wife and son (5) had the sense to abandon that stink-hole of a movie early on. 'Okay, my nine-year-old daughter and I were watching Gods of Egypt. But really he told me that he was proud of me for defending myself, and even happier that I had won the fight.' - Fancy_Pantsu 5.F*ck. When we got home he told me to pretend that he had yelled at me for fighting, and that I was sorry. He took me to Dairy Queen to get some ice cream, and then we went to the park for an hour or so to play around. He just asked questions, and I answered them. My dad picked me up from the office, and drove me around for a while and we talked about it. I ended up getting a one-day suspension because the other kid got a bloody nose. Both of us got sent to the principal's office and I literally spent the rest of the day there.

This was during the first recess period of the day, so it wasn't even 9 a.m. 'Son of dad here, in fourth grade I got into a fight at school.

He isn't allowed to be out there by himself anymore.' - DIGESTIVE_ENZYMES 4. I got his attention and he squeezed back onto the balcony. I freaked out but didn't yell because if I scared him he could have possibly fallen to his death. He had squeezed himself between the wall the bars and was standing on the ledge two stories off the ground. I was washing dishes just inside the house when I decided to check on him. He can't fit through the bars, so I thought there would be nothing to worry about. 'I let my two-year-old son play with his toys on the balcony by himself. The Scariest Moment of His Life That He Can Never Tell His Wife About To this day, my daughter refers to my beer as 'my icky.'' - TooLazyToBeClever She hated the taste and spit it out instantly, but will never tell my wife about that one. I come back in the room just as she's taking a big ol' swig. She grabs her chair, puts it under the dresser I had set it on, and climbs up and grabs my beer.

My daughter is really smart for her age, and knows not to touch things that aren't hers, but I guess leaving the beer just out of reach made it too tempting to her. I'm drinking a beer, and set it down for a second to go to the bathroom. 'I'm at home, hanging out with my two-year-old daughter while Mom is at work. Little shit ratted me out to brush her teeth, something she doesn't like doing anyway.' - optimaloutcome 2. She told mom that I had let her have some ice cream, and she was afraid of 'sugar bugs' so could she please brush her teeth again. My wife wouldn't have cared anyway, but it was a fun little game to play.Īfter she went up to bed and I was down on the couch, she snuck in to the master bedroom where mom was resting. So I offered her a small bite, but since she was supposed to be in bed, I said, 'Don't tell Mom.' She assured me she wouldn't. 'One night I was enjoying a small bit of ice cream after my four-year-old daughter went to bed. Moms, any of these sound like **your** husbands? 1. What happens when mom isn't around? Dads are prone to doing ridiculous things when they're left to their own devices, but now their biggest secrets are in the open, thanks to a recent Reddit thread where fathers shared their top 'don't tell mom' moments - which, obviously, is everything you want to be told.

Babysitter fucks mom in the ass